Here we were thinking the gossip is taking over - but then the Pottermus came. So this episode is full of knowledge that might just finnaly win you that pub quiz in your local. Only in OTb can you learn how many Decos for a Barry. We discuss latest from the world of no-matches football: Peter C goes to Portsmouthbaggiebird, Scolari says he wants to trim his team, but not let any of his players go and sign every other star player on the continent. And forget Ronaldo, there's a new

This week I've taken over (Dan) the OTB mansion while Anna is away in Spain and I'm putting my feet up on the couch, leaving the toilet seat up and generally doing whatever I want, I'm such a rebel muwahahaha. I also get the honour of writing the show notes... having said that I don't have a lot to say, dammit. We recorded this show last week before Anna left so the transfer news may not be 100% fresh but I don't think it'll give you food poisoning either. We rant about things as important as Scolari's plan for British football (oh dear), Queiroz escape from British football, why

This week we're not on the bench. We're on the couch! First time recording in the same room but as usually full of footy gossip and with special dosage of ranting - here comes glorious OTB 10. This week we're in West Kirby preparing for the LUG Radio Live Extravaganza. By the time you hear this we're already sporting a massive hangover and our throats are totalled from overdosing on karaoke. But remain calm in conviction that we had fun. Back to football: any interesting news? Not