Since everyone always has problems pronouncing my name, even people in Germany, I have decided to publish this helpful reference to help my feeble brothers with this daunting task. OK, here goes:

Part 1 - Fabian

This should be easy: Just pronounce it English, that's alright with me! You know, "Fabian" as in Fabian Society. That's British alright!

Part 2 - Aleksandar

This is actually Serbo-Croatian. My father had to run to the Yugoslavian embassy for a letter to prove that the name existed when they named me. It is basically just a fancy spelling for Alexander, so call me "Alexander" (like The Great one, you know... from Greece)!

Part 3 - Scherschel

The hard part. The graduate course in Spell-o-metry! Now, it would be best, if you had a beer (or two for good measure) at this point. Any other alcoholic beverage will also do. Just not too much, OK? Well, then... Just piece it together from these two parts: Pronounce "Scher" like the share in file sharing network and "schel" like shell as in seashell or Windows shell. Try it, it's not as hard as it looks! Share - shell. Share - shell... With a bit of practice and a few beers this should be manageable.

If you're really feeble and don't wanna bother, I can understand that. This is the Feeble Force after all. Call me Fab then, as in the Fab Four or "F-A-B Virgil" as the Thunderbirds used to say... I don't mind!