AH HA!!!!!! You can't beat a good Alan Partridge reference, nice work mate, nice :)

EDIT: I just finished reading the actual story, thats pretty amazing. I think these to could be up for a joint hero of the week award.

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A puff of smoke and he appears... a little bewildered and in urgent need of munchies... where's the fridge? :) The Human Cloud (Danny Blaze)