partially dog, partially chicken (hence dogy chicken) - this shady creature is out to get you when you least expect it. it pretends to be a nice piece of dinner and before you know you're puking your guts out even though you managed not to do it for the whole weekend of heavy duty drinking. (nana ana's imperative derives from here: food is bad for you, drinking is good for you)

he teams up with other devils little dumplings such us toomanychrisps toomanynuts and toomuchchocolate all to attack your feeble stomach in lowest possible way.

favourite hang outs: village inns and petrol stations' 'restaurations' (restauration my ass!!!!)

can be killed with: high percentage spirits (ouch) diet consisting of pancackes