Well just in case you do, here's another one.

New AT&T terms of service: We'll cut off your Internet connection for criticizing us

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/29/new-att-terms-of-ser.html

What are we presuming here? Even if he didn't steal the computer, he is in possession of it, so that makes him a criminal. As for being an idiot? Well, you'll get no argument from me on that score either! http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/24/idiot-criminal-uploa.html