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Hero Details

Hero Name

The Bureaucrat

Description

Oh so, well, Canadian. A super bureaucrat with possible liver damage.

Not-So-Superpowers

- The ability to drown an enemy in paper, in particular, forms., - The talent to put even a Somerset farmer to sleep with talk of weather. Tied to this is the ability to withstand cold., - As Spidey has his sticky webs The Bureaucrat can wrap up a foe with red tape., - Can speak with animals about hockey after many beers.

Weaknesses

- beer and hockey, - poutine, - maple syrup, - fatal paper cuts

Sayings

"You call this cold? Why I remember the '97 ice storm ...", "Are you going to finish that poutine?", "I was out and about when suddenly I encountered evil, eh.", "I sure he's not immigrating to our cold land just to make it easier to get into the U.S. later."